| get this. while we were performing not to long ago,
i was in the middle of dumpweed, when someone threw
a water bottle that hit me right in the leg! Mark stops playing and goes
holy shit fuck! looks like we've got a feisty crowd tonight tom. And the sweaty fat guy that threw that, wants to get horny on your butt! Lets hear it for butt fucking!!
then everyone screamed. i guess they all wanted a piece of my ass that night. i have to admit,
i try to bend my penis backwards but i never succeed. its to small to reach
whats the moral you ask?
well kids, thats why god really made fingers and toes. for the less unfortunate ones. |
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| probe
an instrument used to explore a wound or body cavity.
haha fuck yeah! toms in |
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| talked to chris and them, about the awards
and they are so happy about everything.
i mean they are just a bar band after all.
and they wanted me to tell all of you that they
appreciate and thank all who voted for them.
they also want those who dont know them..to check
out their kick ass cd. its called pulled over.
GO BUY IT.
what? i am not promoting anything... what are you talking
about?? |
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| we are nominated for the San Diago music awards.
since we are bigger though those polls arent open
for the public. which sucks. because i like it
when my fans vote for me. not just some person
behind a desk. but if we win one out of the three
i will be happy though.
however you can vote for the littler bands.
make sure you vote for Kut U Up and Yovee.
they are our best friends. and
Chris Brandon Micah and Brendan
deserve it!!!
http://sdmusicawards.com/Winners.shtml
vote for them now butt fuckers!!! |
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